Tuesday 21st May
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
giving the westboro baptist church internet access
Sunday 12th May
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.
Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
Thursday 9th May
Sunday 5th May
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.