Tuesday 21st May
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
holy shit
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
giving the westboro baptist church internet access
superultraextremeawesomemazing:
The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?
Sunday 12th May
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.
Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
Thursday 9th May
Eliz. Warren wants to cut student interest rates to near zero
Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) has introduced her first piece of legislation. It’s called the Bank on Students Loan Fairness Act, and would reduce the rate students pay on federally-subsidized student loans for one year, from 3.4% to 0.75%.
Without congressional action, on July 1 the rate is set to double from 3.4% to 6.8%.
Warren brings up an interesting point – her bill simply asks students to pay the same rates that big banks pay for borrowing.
She’s literally just asking if college grads can get the same deal as bank CEOs. The exact same interest rate. Not even a bailout or anything fancy (pipe dreams!) - just the same interest rate.
Sunday 5th May
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
This is honestly the greatest thing I have ever seen occur on the internet.
Thats literally all omegle is
asl
Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.
that eight year old is the chosen one
