Tuesday 29th May
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She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say… ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man.
- How I Met Your Mother (via dvvana)
Saturday 26th May
Friday 25th May
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
Thursday 24th May
Tuesday 22nd May
| friend: | how long does it take to get there? |
| me: | about 5 songs |
